Keeping true to the tradition set last year, I figure what better way to start off 2012 then by listing the top 10 shittiest albums of 2011. Yes, these were the most notable albums responsible for spreading the incurable "poseur-cancer" known as "Black metal AIDS" around the scene in 2011. Naturally, just about 99.999% of this years known black metal releases deserve a spot on this list, but these select few should do just fine.
Note that I also designed this post in an "printer-friendly" check-list format, so you may take it with you next time you go shopping with your parents at Mal-Wart or Best Buy. So without any further interruption, lets see whats going on at the awards ceremony shall we?
The crowd seems to be pouring in right now... glad to see so many people think modern day black metal fucking sucks mule dick.... Naturally, this event is being held in an undisclosed underground bunker of sorts and invites were only sent out to the most noteworthy tape/vinyl traders and underground black metal artists alike.
Oh dear, it looks like members of Watain unwisely decided to stop by.
Too bad they were not invited, and probably thought this was the MTV
Awards, where they were to pick up a cash-money prize for being the most
profitable Black Metal band of the year. Sorry, guys, no Grammy winners
allowed here. Please report back to your stretch hummer above ground.
"bbooooooo!!! Boooooo!!! Hiisss hissssssssssss! You FUCKING SUCK!"
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